Who’s the Biggest Carnivore? (video. 28 seconds.)
September 24, 2009
July 31, 2009
Cat Humor
Simon’s Cat in “Fly Guy:” a funny 2 minute, 23 second, animated video. Love it.
HT: Anne on Facebook.
June 18, 2009
Upcoming Conference
The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference.
Ha! LOL LOL Love it!!
“Breakfast: Your choice: A hard boiled egg, or two slices of white bread and a cricket.” Using uppercase. Taxes. Grammatical errors. “Register Now! Registration is via a confidential money transfer. Send your bank’s name, account number, your name, address, telephone number, and fax numbers. Please note again that this transaction is strictly confidential and as such should be kept secret. Be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free.”
Wow. Too funny… 
I liked especially the “analysis of variance” and the “ROI” mentions. LOL
Update (11:40 PM): The irony. I received the following email, from mohamed yayih <mohamed-yayih10@msn.com>, at 7:30 PM today:
March 5, 2009
Philosophy Joke 3
This is more accessible to most people:
Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. “I think not,” he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.
Joke from WorkJoke.com.
March 4, 2009
Philosophy Joke 2
This is amusing:
The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: “Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?”
Sartre replied, “Yes, I’d like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream”.
Nodding agreement, the waitress walked off to fill the order and Sartre returned to working. A few minutes later, however, the waitress returned and said, “I’m sorry, Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream — how about with no milk?”
Joke from WorkJoke.com.
March 3, 2009
Philosophy Joke
This is funny:
Overheard in 18th century England: “Did you hear that George Berkeley died? His girlfriend stopped seeing him.”
LOL Love it…
Joke from the Philosophy Department of Bellevue Community College.
February 4, 2009
An Engineer-Physicist-Philosopher Joke
An engineer, a physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the Scottish highlands. Coming to the top of a hill, they saw a solitary black sheep standing before them. The engineer said, “Remarkable! Scottish sheep are black.” The physicist said, “Strange! Some of the sheep in Scotland must be black.” The philosopher said, “Um. At least one of the sheep in Scotland is black, on one side anyway.”
From the Science Jokes page of Mr. Kevin A. Boudreaux, Instructor, Department of Chemistry at Angelo State University in San Angelo, Texas.
January 26, 2009
An Economist-Engineer-Physicist Joke
An economist, an engineer, and a physicist are marooned on a deserted island. One day they find a can of food washed up on the beach and contrive to open it. The engineer said: “let’s hammer the can open between these rocks”. The physicist said: “that’s pretty crude. We can just use the force of gravity by dropping a rock on the can from that tall tree over there”. The economist is somewhat disgusted at these deliberations, and says: “I’ve got a much more elegant solution. All we have to do is assume a can-opener.”
From the Science Jokes page of Mr. Kevin A. Boudreaux, Instructor, Department of Chemistry at Angelo State University in San Angelo, Texas.
January 25, 2009
A Mathematician-Physicist-Engineer Joke
A mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting together. They spy a deer in the woods. The physicist calculates the velocity of the deer and the effect of gravity on the bullet, aims his rifle and fires. Alas, he misses; the bullet passes three feet behind the deer. The deer bolts some yards, but comes to a halt, still within sight of the trio. “Shame you missed,” comments the engineer, “but of course with an ordinary gun, one would expect that.” He then levels his special deer-hunting gun, which he rigged together from an ordinary rifle, a sextant, a compass, a barometer, and a bunch of flashing lights which don’t do anything but impress onlookers, and fires. Alas, his bullet passes three feet in front of the deer, who by this time wises up and vanishes for good. “Well,” says the physicist, “your contraption didn’t get it either.” “What do you mean?” pipes up the mathematician. “Between the two of you, that was a perfect shot!”
From the Science Jokes page of Mr. Kevin A. Boudreaux, Instructor, Department of Chemistry at Angelo State University in San Angelo, Texas.
January 24, 2009
A Physicist-Mathematician Joke
A physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge. Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and leaps towards the sink, fills the bucket with water and puts out the fire. The second day, they are sitting in the same lounge, and the coffee machine catches on fire again. This time, the mathematician stands up, gets a bucket, hands the bucket to the physicist, thus reducing the problem to a previously solved one.
From the Science Jokes page of Mr. Kevin A. Boudreaux, Instructor, Department of Chemistry at Angelo State University in San Angelo, Texas.
